打工人的职场窒息时刻！
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<p>一个不小心</p>
<p>就容易血槽值归零</p>
<p>不信你往下翻</p>
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<p><strong>01 迟到篇</strong></p>
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<p>北京时间8:27，决定再眯3分钟</p>
<p>没想到，再度惊醒已经<strong>9：45</strong>！</p>
<p>更崩溃的是，十点还有个<strong>老板亲自开</strong>的会议</p>
<p>随便洗了把脸，头发都来不及梳</p>
<p>就以百米冲刺的速度冲向公司</p>
<p>边跑边看时间</p>
<p>可恶！已经<strong>10:05了</strong></p>
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<p>你跑得上气不接下气，终于抵达了办公室</p>
<p>包一放，笔记本一抓，“啪”一声</p>
<p>你着急得推开了大会议室的门</p>
<p>口若悬河的<strong>老板被你突然打断</strong></p>
<p>原本望向老板的<strong>20双眼睛</strong></p>
<p>也突然齐刷刷地回头盯着你</p>
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<p>太窒息了，你赶紧弯腰道歉</p>
<p>一个低头还发现</p>
<p>自己的<strong>花色睡裤竟然忘记换了</strong></p>
<p><strong>打工人，卒</strong></p>
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<p><strong>02 <strong>吐槽篇</strong></strong></p>
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<p>客户私聊你</p>
<p>提交的<strong>v7版本</strong>方案需要再调整下</p>
<p>反馈意见马上<strong>“咻咻咻”</strong>地弹了过来</p>
<p>你无奈回复，“好的，我们马上安排”</p>
<p>一键选齐了客户的反馈意见</p>
<p>转发到了内部工作群</p>
<p>忍不住<strong>顺手吐槽</strong>了一句：</p>
<p>“xxx<em>（客户名字）</em>也太难搞了</p>
<p>这都第几版了[微笑]”</p>
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<p>转发完成后，决定到茶水间喝杯咖啡</p>
<p>忽然你隐约感到事情有点不对劲</p>
<p>拿起了手机，你窒息了</p>
<p>刚刚竟然把要转到内部群的<strong>反馈和吐槽</strong></p>
<p><strong>一键错发</strong>给了客户本客！</p>
<p>更崩溃的是</p>
<p>发送时间已经超过了2分钟</p>
<p><strong>消息撤不回了</strong></p>
<p><strong>打工人，卒+1</strong></p>
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<p><strong>03 <strong>出差篇</strong></strong></p>
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<p>这是你第一次跟着领导出门和客户商谈</p>
<p>昨晚整个人兴奋地差点睡不着</p>
<p>你<strong>西装革履</strong>，和领导一起走进客户的会议室</p>
<p>一阵寒暄后，你<strong>微笑拉开椅子坐下</strong></p>
<p>正准备<strong>拿出电脑</strong>再重温一下方案</p>
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<p>结果当着现场所有人的面</p>
<p>你从电脑包里<strong>掏出了电磁炉</strong></p>
<p><strong>打工人，卒+100</strong></p>
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<p><strong>04 开会<strong>篇</strong></strong></p>
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<p>和重要客户线上开会</p>
<p>领导环视一圈，最后选定了你做会议记录</p>
<p><strong>暗自捏拳，绝不辜负领导信任！</strong></p>
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<p>没想到会议开始后</p>
<p>两位客户总是<strong>同时说话</strong></p>
<p>其中一位客户<strong>话说得飞快</strong></p>
<p>还不时<strong>夹杂着英文</strong></p>
<p>你听得含糊不清，还没记好第一句</p>
<p>对方已经说到第五句</p>
<p>会议结束后，领导看着会议纪要大声质问：</p>
<p><strong>“王总中途说的活动时间呢？</strong></p>
<p><strong>这么重要的信息你漏记了？”</strong></p>
<p>而你完全没印象，当场被批得哑口无言</p>
<p><strong>打工人，卒+N</strong></p>
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<p>电磁炉太离谱了</p>
<p>这都是经典哈，不过现实生活中真有前几位那样的人吗？</p>
<p>这个打卡 是多久流行起来的 我就问问 这中间有什么缘故吗 我么每天都往着 打卡 一天就在打卡的路上 </p>
<p>打工人打工魂</p>
<p>打工都是人上人</p>
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